The old man had sailed the seas and seen great many lands But as of late he’d begun to feel the trickle of the sands On his past endeavours he had seen the Mauro map One more thing he longed to see before his health would sap They said it was nothing but a drunken sailor serpent tale They said they’d been around and only ever seen a whale But he would not listen, for he was in the know It is written down on vellum and therefore must be so Here be dragons Here be dragons The old man knew all too well he would only have one shot He sold his few belongings and schemed out his plot The new-found route to India should take them about the isle But no crew wants a dying man so he’d need all his guile He feigned friends with their boatswain and got him pissing drunk Followed home and knocked him out, locked him inside his own trunk He stole his place on deck and boldly played his part His mind and body driven by the words on the chart Here be dragons Here be dragons On every long voyage there is calm and there’s some scorn But those don’t mould the tales from which the legends are born Three months on the sea, they landed for supplies Natives warned great storm will rise, your ships sure to capsize But as if to prove white man’s vanity and greed “We got us some coin to make”, the captain, he paid no heed On eve of the morrow, the clouds turn ominous dark It’s too late to turn around, nowhere to disembark [Storm] It’s a pitch-black night, days lost in the storm when the sea delivers it’s blow When a lightning strikes the mainmast thrice, sets fire to black powder below The whole ship is ablaze, men jump to the deep in white agony from scorching flames There’s a row of waves each taller than last as the ocean takes it’s claims And on the ninth wave there’s a sickening crash as the pyre’s thrown aground The burning rig snaps and takes to the air, the man sees just before he’s drowned The smoldering wreck and a silver coin are found on a lonely shore The entire crew has disappeared, it grows into a lore Here be dragons Here be dragons Here be dragons Here be dragons (c) Panu Matilainen 2020